September 2010
“I feel like Adam when he said to Eve, `Back up, I don’t know how big this...”
– Robin Williams @ The Oscars
“Think of it as your life going down the drain while you spend hours casuallly...”
– Hadley Freeman: Facebook is evil (via annieatkins)
“I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like...”
– Groucho Marx
“A pessimist is one who, when he has a choice of two evils, chooses both.”
– Oscar Wilde
“A woman tells her doctor, ‘I’ve got a bad back.’
The doctor...”
– Tommy Cooper
“All I’ve ever wanted was an honest week’s pay for an honest...”
– Steve Martin
“My great-grandfather did not travel across 4,000 miles of the Atlantic Ocean to...”
– Stephen Colbert (via annieatkins)
“What is it with McDonald’s staff who pretend they don’t understand...”
– Billy Connolly
“Spielberg is so powerful he had final cut at his own circumsision”
– Robin Williams 